Wednesday, January 13, 2010

NL Central Offseason Revue Part Three: The Houston Artificial Grass Substitutes

To open with a particularly apropos quote, I'm not here to talk about the past.

No, my concern this morning is not the past, ladies and gentlemen, but the future! The future of the division we all hold so dear to our collective breasts, that extra-teamed group known as the National League Central. I come before you today not to dwell upon what has gone before, but to shed light on what shall be! I ask you, are you ready, ladies and gentlemen?

Viva El Birdos

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