Tuesday, July 7, 2015

Carlos Martinez Feeds On-Field Duck, Ends Eons Long War Between Cardinals & Ducks

Eons ago, in the perfectly anthropomorphized world that once existed, cardinals and ducks were united as one. Literal birds of a feather, they would wander the Earth and take to the skies as brothers and allies of the Precambrian age. (Or whenever birds showed up -- what do I look like, a scientist?)

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