Caution! Biggest 2010 Free Agents Do Not All Come As Advertised

Many consumer products carry warning labels that are difficult to tell whether lawyers or comedians wrote, such as coffee cups that warn, "Contents hot!," sleeping pills that warn "May cause drowsiness," or microwave ovens that warn, "Do not use for drying pets." Ah, but what if such circumspection were applied to baseball free agents?

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